You are from Eastern Idaho if.......

You've never met a celebrity.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means going to Boise.

You've haven't seen the biggest Country & Western bands until ten years
after they were popular.

You measure distance in minutes.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no
matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with."

You know how to pronounce the entire name of Boise, Idaho.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.

 You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.

You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
but requires 6 pages for cattle prices and sports.

You think that opening day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

 You actually get these jokes